It isn't often that Aunt Dahlia lets her angry passions rise, but when she does, strong men climb trees and pull them up after them.P. G. Wodehouse
She had large, fine, dark, intelligent eyes, and they shone now in the dim light as they met his. He had an idea that she blushed, but as the cab was quite dark, he could not see. The supposition was based purely on induction.P. G. Wodehouse
He isn’t the only man in the world. If you can’t get the one you want, take the next best. There’s always a next best.P. G. Wodehouse
Beware of women who do not laugh. They are generally gloomy and introspective by nature; and even should they edge up to the point where laughter becomes a duty, it is hard for them to achieve it.P. G. Wodehouse
If you cannot rush your love affairs, there is only one thing to do. You must let them simmer. And in the days which followed this was what George endeavoured to do.P. G. Wodehouse
The engrossing nature of his thoughts and the early hour of the day combined to distract his attention from mundane matters.P. G. Wodehouse
The simple, homely things we usually imagine in the small hours usually lose their rosy hue in daylight!P. G. Wodehouse
It’s always just when a fellow is feeling particularly braced with things in general that Fate sneaks up behind him with the bit of lead piping.P. G. Wodehouse
The hour will come when delaying tactics will no longer be of any value, and you might just as well face it.P. G. Wodehouse
The almost phosphorescent spotlessness of his attire became an outrage and his too perfect grooming an eyesore.P. G. Wodehouse