I know I was a fathead. But I tell you, Jeeves, a man's brain whizzes when he's in love.Bertie Wooster
I pressed down the mental accelerator. The old lemon throbbed fiercely. I got an idea.Bertie Wooster
There is, I have heard, a little thing called sunrise, in which the sun rises, at about dawn.Bertie Wooster
I won't say that I was feeling like a bally old world's benefactor; but dash it, I was getting a good bit above par.Bertie Wooster
'Right ho, Mrs. T!' I sang out, endeavouring by letting my voice go all husky and at the same time aggressive to give the impression that I was some sort of tough bloke of the underworld.Bertie Wooster
For the first time since the bushes had begun to pour forth policemen, Gussie seemed to hesitate. He appeared torn with doubts, loathing to let a pal down, yet realising that he was in no shape to put up a time that would do credit to the summons.Bertie Wooster
Love is a delicate plant that needs constant tending and nurturing, and this cannot be done by snorting at the adored object like a gas explosion and calling her friends lice.Jeeves
The proper study of Mankind is Man, sir.Jeeves
Your sunny smile is just the tonic needed.Bertie Wooster
I mean to say, I know perfectly well that I've got, roughly speaking, half the amount of brain a normal bloke ought to possess.Bertie Wooster
According to Jeeves's views on the psychology of the individual, you wouldn't have been satisfied with whatever day the trains picked. He maintains that this dissatisfaction with existing conditions is the foundation of progress.Bertie Wooster
Jeeves, I've been brooding.Bertie Wooster
I mean to say, SHE was warm, yes, but not uncomfortably so. Just enough to make a chap feel that life was worth living and to keep his morale up to concert pitch.Bertie Wooster
There is, of course, a tie between master and man, but that hardly comes under the same head.Bertie Wooster
Jeeves,' I said, 'may I speak frankly?', 'Certainly, sir.', 'What I have to say may wound you.', 'Not at all, sir.', 'Well, then - No, dammit, I can't risk it.', 'Very good, sir.'Bertie Wooster to Jeeves