I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read in the train.Gwendolen Fairfax
The truth is rarely pure and never simple.Algernon Moncrieff
All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does, and that is his.Jack Worthing
I am sick to death of cleverness. Everybody is clever nowadays.Algernon Moncrieff
A man's character may be learned from the adjectives which he habitually uses in conversation.Miss Prism
The only way to behave to a woman is to make love to her, if she is pretty, and to some one else, if she is plain.Algernon Moncrieff
Men always want to be a woman's first love. That is their clumsy vanity. We women have a more subtle instinct about these things. What we like is to be a man's last romance.Aline Chiltern
I never have any appetite unless I have a buttonhole first.Algernon Moncrieff
It is a terrible thing for a man to find out suddenly that all his life he has been speaking nothing but the truth. Can you forgive me?Jack Worthing
In matters of grave importance, style, not sincerity, is the vital thing.Gwendolen Fairfax