'One of the drawbacks to civilization is that it makes it possible for men to behave far down below the level of the beasts, and to keep respectable all the time.'P. G. Wodehouse
'The managerial classes are getting too common.'P. G. Wodehouse
'There is only one cure for gray hair. It was invented by a Frenchman. It is called the guillotine.'P. G. Wodehouse
'It's a rummy thing, but you can be so dashed democratic in theory that you come out the other side and are a sort of reactionary.'P. G. Wodehouse
'Every man who looks at the world with his eyes open knows that it was just pure, driveling idiocy.'Jimmy Pitt
'Love is a wonderful thing, Molly,' he said. 'It makes people quite imbeciles.'Arthur Mifflin
'If you give a man one black eye, he may overlook it. If you give him two, he begins to think things into you.'Jimmy Pitt
'She rather is that way,' said Jimmy. 'She might be called an acquired taste. But she's good sport.'Jimmy Pitt
'Luck's everything in this world. And, if you fall down on your luck, you stay there.'Arthur Mifflin
'There are some people who refuse to be happy. I'm one of them.'Ann Chester