The only thing you can do easily is be wrong, and that's hardly worth the effort.

Procrastination is the thief of time, collar him.

On some deep, fundamental level, we tend to regard ourselves as more similar than we are to others.

The way to a man's heart is through his stomach...just make sure you thrust upward through his ribcage.

I'm trapped in a cycle of having slightly too much to do all the time.

Being able to see the things you can't do yet as opportunities for future triumphs instead of immediate failures definitely helps.

It's okay to like stupid things. In fact, it's better if you do.

The role of semantic memory in our cognitive architecture presents us with an interesting paradox.

We are all crazy. And you don't need me to tell you that, because you've seen for yourself.

I try to take my mind off of the overwhelming impossibility of existence and instead focus on the shiny things. It sort of helps.

Hyperbole and a Half: Unfortunate Situations, Flawed Coping Mechanisms, Mayhem, and Other Things That Happened