You camel swallower of Damascus, son of a leopard—why don't you come here and be hot-hoofed?Narrator
The country is full of fruits and sometimes you'll find a leak in a barrel of 'em.Old Man
The country is not what you might think; vast and unpeopled, but full of a manly race of men.Narrator
They use a lingo there which sounds like a Gipsy's blessing, mixed with kicks.Narrator
If you want to see a loaf go in and examine a community.Old Man
I wanted another job, and I wanted it quick.Narrator
I studied for a while and then, being interested, I set down and wrote the piece.Narrator
I was a rusty looking city editor, I am free to confess.Narrator
It was the first time I ever saw a man trying to swallow himself.Narrator
Well, sir, next day they had that poor fellow on trial for his life.Old Man