We spend so much time being afraid of failure, afraid of rejection. But regret is the thing we should fear most.Trevor Noah
The first thing I learned about having money was that it gives you choices.Trevor Noah
People love to say, 'Give a man a fish, and he'll eat for a day.Teach a man to fish, and he'll eat for a lifetime.' But are there instructions to make the fishing rod?Trevor Noah
Learn from your past and be better because of your past, don’t be bitter because of your past.Trevor Noah
Language, even more than color, defines who you are to people.Trevor Noah
I became a good chameleon at a young age.Trevor Noah
People thought I was Mexican, and I always correct them: 'No man, I'm from Soweto.'Abel (Trevor's friend)
Life was good, but to improve your lot you moved closer to whiteness, embraced whiteness, until one day you became white yourself.Trevor Noah
Telling me I couldn't do something was like predicting rain in the desert.Trevor Noah
My mother used to tell me, life is like a game of marbles. You need to know the right time to play the right marble.Patricia Nombuyiselo Noah (Trevor's mom)
If you're Native American and you pray to the wolves, you're a savage. If you're African and you pray to your ancestors, you're a primitive. But when white people pray to a guy who turns water into wine, well, that's just common sense.Trevor Noah