We are here on Earth to fart around. Don't let anybody tell you any different.Kurt Vonnegut Jr.
I really wonder what gives us the right to wreck this poor planet of ours.Kurt Vonnegut Jr.
Science is magic that works.Kurt Vonnegut Jr.
Human beings will be happier - not when they cure cancer or get to Mars or eliminate racial prejudice or flush Lake Erie but when they find ways to inhabit primitive communities again. That's my utopia.Kurt Vonnegut Jr.
We could have saved the Earth but we were too damned cheap.Kurt Vonnegut Jr.
Evolution can go to hell as far as I am concerned. What a mistake we are.Kurt Vonnegut Jr.
There is a tragic flaw in our precious constitution, and I don't know what can be done to fix it. This is it: Only nut cases want to be president.Kurt Vonnegut Jr.
One of the few good things about modern times: If you die horribly on television, you will not have died in vain. You will have entertained us.Kurt Vonnegut Jr.
That is my principal objection to life, I think: It's too easy, when alive, to make perfectly horrible mistakes.Kurt Vonnegut Jr.
We're terrible animals. I think that the Earth's immune system is trying to get rid of us, as well it should.Kurt Vonnegut Jr.
So I am a man without a country, except for the librarians and a Chicago paper called In These Times.Kurt Vonnegut Jr.
For some reason, the most vocal Christians among us never mention the Beatitudes. But, often with tears in their eyes, they demand that the Ten Commandments be posted in public buildings.Kurt Vonnegut Jr.
You were sick, but now you're well again, and there's work to do.Kurt Vonnegut Jr.
During my three years in Vietnam, I certainly heard plenty of last words by dying American footsoldiers. Not one of them, however, had illusions that he had somehow accomplished something worthwhile in the process of making the Supreme Sacrifice.Kurt Vonnegut Jr.
Evolution is so creative. That's how we got giraffes.Kurt Vonnegut Jr.